Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]
Geek of Computer Science.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]
I'm a little taller than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a---]
My age is 15-19.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd
because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin
staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I
just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer
write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl
for all programs of less than a thousand lines.
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.*
and even answer questions sometimes.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E@]
Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor. But
that varies...
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++(+++)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I write MS Windows
programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at
least one DLL.", to: "I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a
VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle
iron. P.S. Unix sux."
GEEK USENET CODE [N++(+++)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read all the news in a
select handful of groups.", to: "I read so many news groups that
the next batch of news comes in before I finish reading the last
batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm
caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon..."
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]
I don't know who Kibo is.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--]
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an
operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how
may times it will crash an hour.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]
OS/2? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell
anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If
you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor
people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]
I don't have anything to hide.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]
It's just another TV show.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]
Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK X FILES CODE [X]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
afternoon.
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e-]
Haven't finished High School.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [!r]
I've never had a relationship.
GEEK SEX CODE [y?]
Male. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
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Version: 3.1
GCS d- s+: a--- C++ UL+++ P+++ L+++ E@ w++(+++) N++(+++) o? K- w-- O? M-
V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t 5? X R tv- b+ DI+ D G e- h !r y?
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