all I can say is that my life is pretty plain

Today I worked. Tonight I was going to play. I was going to hang with Will, Brian, and Anna and then see Star Wars but I couldn't find Will and Brian ditched us. Brian did however give me a jelly-filled donut, a full jar of peanut butter (no label but it seemed like Jiff creamy) and a plastic spoon for the use of my cellular phone. Everyone I called was busy or something. I ended up going to Starbucks and then I was going to go sit in a park and think or walk or something but I somehow ended up driving on the corner or Villa De La Valle and Jimmy Durante/Stevens when I got a call from Paul/Brian/Michael. I met them in Leucadia and then we went to the Encinitas park for a while. Harvey Danger's Flagpole sitta got stuck in my head again today. I had already listened to it at least ten times on repeat earlier today. They took me back to the parking lot they had found me at in Leucadia and I drove to Carmel Valley, parked in the Highlands, and proceeded to walk. I called Carm (who didn't answer) at about 12:03 and decided it wasn't a good idea to call anyone else when I realized what time it was. I walked to the elementary school and saw three cameras (two of which saw me). I sang No Rain while walking through the park. I sat in a hole in a wall that was very comfortable and then called Jeff. I walked through the apartment complex while talking to him and I saw the outside of a friend's house and decided they were probably asleep also since it was about 12:20 at this point I think. I walked all the way through the complex to the second half of the complex where I had to jump a fence connecting them. I called a very random person I know from his blog. I walked through that and ended up at the middle school where I saw a patrol car. I walked down the road and saw another patrol car in the apartment complex I was just in. I went back to the Highlands and picked up Nick in 20 seconds notice to take him home. There is a flag I placed in a pole on the way there.

But where were the spiders when the fly tried to break his balls?